Five Nights at 1D

The Official Fanfiction to this: 
And this: 

I can feel the brain cells going away already




*AHEM*


    My name is Jessie Stilez, although you could probably care less about that. ;-;

    It was a Monday, an August Monday. I had faced my worst nightmare:

    My Starbucks money stash being depleted.

    I searched desperately for a place to work online, but all of the jobs required an individuality level of 100. Alas, I was what you would call.... basic. But I was basic and #blessed because I found a #job at #a #creepy #horror #place! 

    Grabbing my last latte from Starbucks, I eagerly rushed over to the horror attraction. I almost DIED. Luckily I was able to sue them for like $10,000 and had enough money to replenish my cash stash.

    Time passed. I grew bored of texting my friends and going on instagram and taking pictures of my #starbucks lattes.
After taking a #selfie for like the 10000000th time one day, I noticed an ad for a not-so-far-away pizza place that was being renovated. I would've stayed away, but it featured my all-time favorite boy band:

                                                                                One Direction.
    They needed a guard to watch the place at night so nobody stole anything. It would be for a while, but I'd get to hang around there during the daytime. I had loved the band ever since I heard of Harry Styles, whose last name was #similar to mine. I had loved their deeeep songs ever since, and jumped at the chance to work at the pizzeria. Strangley enough, I was one of the only people working the night shift. I wonder why.

    Finally, the Day that changed my life had dawned. Monday, June 19. I drove up to the abandoned b̶y̶ ̶D̶i̶s̶n̶e̶y̶ Pizzeria and got ready to check it out.



    When I got there there was this mean girl who bullyed me
    Liek dis if u cri evertim
    1 like= 1 latte for kids in Africa

    ANYWAAYAYAYYSSYSYSYSYSYSYSSSSSS


            ONTO THE RUINING JHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHeeeeheheheheeeeee



hyoohyoohyoo



    Noight One

    I was there all alone, checking the cams. There was some kid there but they were crying and their tears were blood. idk why but they kept saying something about a fanfic. I was bored so I clutched my #starbucks #latte In one hand and my phone in the other. While I was there I saw something TRULY TERRIFYING






It was a wolf or a fox or something and it was black with blood tears! she had emo writtten in blood on her and dark wings with BLOOOOOOOOD. She had sharp teeth and claws and I ran away yelling

"333SPOOKY666ME!!1"

And when I ran I bumped into an animatronic.


Zayn Fazbear.


    "Hey beautiful, how ya doing?" his voice, sounding as perfectly fake as the voices of the other band members said. 

    I melted. Ahhhh, Zayn Fazbear, looking at ME?! No way! I am fat and ugly and I have low self estem because I am your typical protagonist. To my  surprise, he said that to the hideous black THING in front of me. Noticing me, he said "Oops, sorry." He went over to the fox and KISSED her! ;;;;;;;;;;;-;;;;;;;; I was MAD JELLY (not mad jam people) so I went over and slapped that B****, (female  dog again technically)  BUTT Zayn grapped my hand! 

    He stared at me like Edward from Twilight stared at Bella from Twilight. Except he wasssss MAAAAAAAD! It was hawt though so I totally forgot  about the death machine in front of me oops.




Zayn Told me tostay away from her.

"OH NO U DIDNT!!11!" I said.

    "Hey, don't hurtEdgy, she's my girlfriend. " Zayn said.\


MMMMMMMM WHATCHA SAAYYYyyyyyy



    I WAS LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!!?!?!



    I ran away crying because my life NEVER goes well!

    I was crying in the bathroom when I heard a knock on the bathroom stall.

    "GO.....AWAAAAAAY! I sobbed.

    "Um...are you okay....?" a voice asked.

    "N-No.....!" I whimpered. "A-Are you here 'cause I was crying?"

    "No, I'm here because this is literally the only bathroom in the whole restaurant.

    "Oh."

    "Yeah."

    "Well, I'll just go cut myself then!"I wailed.

    "Don't cut yourself! Be happy!" the voice said.  " Wow she has problems"

    "What was that?" I asked as I came out

    Of the bathroom stall.

    "Nothing." a boy said.




    "Wait, what about the other bathroom? And those stalls?" I asked.

    "It's the only one with a toilet, didn't you read the guidebook? I found it in the office." He replied.

    "Um, no, I kinda wandered out of the office, #sorrynotsorry" I said.

    "Well, I just appeared here. I was adventuring with my friend, Scarf hands." he stated.

    "Wait, you don't know where you are?!" I gasped.

    "Um, no, not really...." he answered, as if it was obvious.

    "WE'RE AT ZAYN FAZBEAR'S PIZZERIA!!!!"  I yelled.

    "Nice sweater, by the way...very...um black." Isaid, pointing at his solid black sweatshirt.

    "Huh? Oh,weird, there used to be text there..." he trailed off.

    "I'm just gonna go back to the office..." I said awkwardly.



    I escaped to the office faster than sanic the hedgehag.



    What happens next? Leave  suggestions in the comments
    It's supposed to be a terrible fanfic, so make sure the suggestions are stupid and cliche